Jacob Wycoff - Being Me » Slap Chop http://www.jacobwycoff.com Sometimes it's not easy being me, but I'm the only person I know how to be... Thu, 09 Feb 2012 00:44:11 +0000 en hourly 1 Sham Wow Guy Strikes Again http://www.jacobwycoff.com/sham-wow-guy-strikes-again/ http://www.jacobwycoff.com/sham-wow-guy-strikes-again/#comments Tue, 24 Feb 2009 04:28:03 +0000 jacob http://www.jacobwycoff.com/?p=795 Here we go again. I just saw a commericial for the Slap Chop, a kitchen tool that is similar to Magic Bullet but without electric power. You put the food under the chopping blades and you just slap the top. Easy as that. Check out the video.

Have we really gotten that lazy? “I don’t want to take an extra two minutes to chop onions.” This Vince guy (former Scientologist) is getting increasingly more annoying. Will you please sell yourself a muzzle? And what’s with that picture? It wouldn’t suprise me to see you on To Catch A Predator within the next month or so.

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