Santa just visited and I couldn’t help but notice that he was 20 minutes early. I was tracking him on NORAD… and he was in Pittsburgh. It is a well known fact Santa is a Steeler fan. Anyway, his next stop was Columbus, OH. In between cities, he stopped at my house and, being redneck and all, I left him some cold beer and deviled eggs. Hopefully he left me some good stuff. You can even see Lisbon in the upper left corner.

In the process of writing this, Santa visited Connecticut. So all my friends back there, Santa didn’t forget about you.

My friend Crystal pointed out to me that Santa missed all of Egypt and skipped Brazil too. Does anyone know why?