Sham Wow Guy Strikes Again
Here we go again. I just saw a commericial for the Slap Chop, a kitchen tool that is similar to Magic Bullet but without electric power. You put the food under the chopping blades and you just slap the top. Easy as that. Check out the video.
Have we really gotten that lazy? “I don’t want to take an extra two minutes to chop onions.” This Vince guy (former Scientologist) is getting increasingly more annoying. Will you please sell yourself a muzzle? And what’s with that picture? It wouldn’t suprise me to see you on To Catch A Predator within the next month or so.
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Some memorable Vince quotes-
“Your gonna love my nuts.”
Leave it to this creep to do an infomercial about slapping his nuts for three minutes.
Also what’s with this graty? And why does he go on the thirty second rhyme rampage of everything that rhymes with -ini?
Comment by Seth — February 26, 2009 @ 1:16 am
Did he really say, “You’re gonna love my nuts?”
Comment by Geoff Fox — February 28, 2009 @ 1:57 am
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