Greatest Old News I Heard All Day

I was bored today so I decided to do a Google search on James Bond and Jason Bourne.

No real ‘new’ news on Bond. Boo-ho. I liked his new movie, but a Bond movie every two years is fine by me.

The greatest news I heard today – albeit old news- is that Bourne 4 is going to be released in 2010. Is it too early to set up a countdown on here?  The reason that this is old news is because this was apparently announced in Feb 2008. Guess I missed that E! news special.  Apparently Bourne will be heading to South America for the new movie. The only hitch is this movie won’t be based on a Robert Ludlum novel (even though movies were very loosely adapted from the books, they still provided an overall plot structure). I’m freaking excited.

I wouldn’t say that I have a bromance to Jason Bourne, rather I think it would be more of the ‘crazy stalker’ relationship. Worst part is… Jason Bourne is a character. It’s like having a crush on one of the Teletubbies.

I also read an article about how Ben Affleck wants a part. Sure he does. Wasn’t his last film Gigli? I won’t get into that can of worms, but I will say if he gets into the movie, it will 100% ruin it.

I am going to research about becoming an extra for the film. I would gladly accept an ass-kicking for a chance to co-star with Matt Damon be in a movie. That’d be a way to break into the business.

I guess we’ll see how good the movie is (or if I’m in it) in 547 days or so.